Joker Quotes : Joker looks on as Murray and his studio audience watch his failed stand-up routine. He becomes visibly more agitated. Tonight, he had planned to kill himself, hoping that his death would make more “cents” than his life; however, watching his boyhood hero, Murray Franklin laugh at his failure, Joker decides on a different path. Everything in the past week has led to this moment, Joker has been beaten down and cast out from society.
Joker Quotes
What doesn’t kill you simply makes you stranger.
Have you heard this one? It’ll kill you, Batman.
Costume’s a bit theatrical, but hey, who am I to talk.
I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now I realize it’s a comedy.
When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was, I went crazy as a coot.
As you know, madness is like gravity: All it takes is a little push.
I don’t know what it was that bent your life out of shape, but who knows? Maybe I’ve been there too. Maybe I can help. We could work together. I could rehabilitate you. You needn’t be out there on the edge anymore. You needn’t be alone. We don’t have to kill each other. What do you say.
If you’re good at something, never do it for free.
Why so serious.
Not clown Joker.
The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.
They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out like a leper.
Let’s put a smile on that face.
We stopped checking for monsters under our bed, when we realized they were inside us.
When the chips are down, these civilized people, they’ll eat each other.
Nobody panics when things go “according to plan.” Even if the plan is horrifying.
They laugh at me because I’m different. I laugh at them because they’re all the same.
Why don’t we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hm? And then we’ll see how loyal a hungry dog really is.
Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos.
I hope my death makes more sense cents than my life.
I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy.
The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don’t.
For my whole life, I didn’t know if I even really existed. But I do, and people are starting to notice.
Comedy is subjective, Murray. Isn’t that what they say? All of you, the system that knows so much, you decide what’s right or wrong. The same way that you decide what’s funny or not.
You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are.
All you care about is money. This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I’m gonna give it to them.
A man with nothing to fear is a man with nothing to love. If you have nothing to love, you have nothing to lose.
I’m like a dog chasing cars, I wouldn’t know what to do if I caught one, you know, I just do…things.
If someone hates you for no reason, give that jerk a reason.
I am not someone who is loved. I’m an idea. State of mind. I execute my will according to my plan and you, Doctor, are not part of my plan.
I am not gonna kill you. I am just gonna hurt you really really bad.
I’ve demonstrated there’s no difference between me and everyone else. All it takes is one bad day. That’s how far the world is from where I am, just one bad day.
By clinging to reality, you’re denying the reality of the situation.
I took Gotham’s white knight and I brought him down to our level. It wasn’t hard. You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity—All it takes is a little push.
Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But as my plastic surgeon always says: if you gotta go, go with a smile.
One by one, they’ll hear my call. Then this wicked town, will follow my fall.
Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos, I’m an agent of chaos, and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair.
I won’t kill you, because you’re just too much fun.
I’m a man of simple taste. I like things such as gunpowder, dynamite, and gasoline.
All that sacrifice, she must love you very much.
I just hope my death makes more cents than my life.
See this is how crazy batman made Gotham! If you want order in Gotham, Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn’t, people will die, starting tonight. I’m a man of my word.
What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash? You get what you fuckin’ deserve.
s it just me, or is it getting crazier out there.
a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash.
I’ve been the man of the house for as long as I can remember. I take good care of my mother.
She does. She always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. She says I was put here to spread joy and laughter.
They don’t give a shit about people like you, Arthur. And they really don’t give a shit about people like me either.
It’s the police, ma’am! Your son’s been hit by a drunk driver. He’s dead.
For my whole life I didn’t think I existed.
If it was me dying in the street you would walk right by.
I don’t want to feel bad any more.
Is it just me or is it getting crazier out there.
I stopped taking my medication, I feel much better now.
Are you having any negative thoughts? All I have are negative thoughts.
I don’t want anything from you. Maybe a little warmth, maybe a hug, dad, maybe a bit of common decency.
When you bring me out, can you introduce me as Joker.
Social worker Do you mind telling it the joke.
I thought it was going to bother me, but it really hasn’t.
My doctor told me I should start killing people…well not exactly in those words. He said I should reduce the stress in my life.
You think men like Thomas Wayne ever think what it’s like to be someone like me? To be somebody but themselves? They don’t. They think we’ll just sit there and take it, like good little boys! That we won’t werewolf and go wild.
I hope my death makes more cents than my life.
The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules. And tonight you’re gonna break your one rule.
I killed those guys because they were awful. Everybody is awful these days. It’s enough to make anyone crazy.
When I was a little boy and told people I was going to be a comedian, everyone laughed at me. Well, no one’s laughing now.
I mean, don’t you have to be funny to be a comedian.
Memories are what our reason is based upon. If we can’t face them, we deny reason itself.
The Joker during a private sit down meeting with the gangsters] “Give me one reason why I shouldn’t have my boy here pull your head off
I don’t know about you, but every time some joker points me out as I walk through an airport wearing extra-small Dolfin shorts, a tank top, and leg warmers, I get a little upset.
You can’t tell a Batman story without the Joker, and you can’t tell a Joker story without Batman. They’re just the symbols of the best and worst of humanity.
Generally my response to seeing something really symmetrical and perfect is… it’s the scene with Jack Nicholson’s Joker in the first ‘Batman,’ the museum scene. Him just spray-painting the Mona Lisa, and whatever, with his goons.
Until I was about 14, I was a fat boy, or at least I looked like a fat boy. I think that being funny was a bit of a defence mechanism for me, so I ended up being a bit of a joker.
The greatest villain of all time is The Joker — he always has been, and I don’t know anyone who’s not going to have Heath Ledger’s performance burnt into their brains for the rest of their lives.
I’d like to be a superhero or a supervillain in a huge action movie. I want to play, like, the Joker or something like that.
I wouldn’t want to be Superman. Batman would be cool. But the one I’ve always wanted to play is the Joker. There is a maniacal and dangerous side to me.
The DC Universe has the best villains in fiction, right? I don’t think there’s any group of villains collectively or anywhere else that come close to DC’s. Joker, Cat Woman, Lex Luthor, are all staples. A lot of the comic book icons are fiction icons.
The Joker,’ I made the album in 17 days and it was my last shot.
I was a practical joker as a teenager and I still am today — you can ask any of my staff.
Keep your struggle a secret, Until you succeed.
I don’t regret my past
I just regret the time
I’ve spent with wrong people.
You secretly don’t like me
And I openly don’t give a fuck.
Don’t make me
To show you
How heartless
I can be.
Never forgot who helped you
Out while everyone else
Making excuses
Pain changes people
It makes them trustless
overthink more and shut people out.
Sometimes you need to understand
Nothing is permanent
Except for death.
Negativity is like a virus
Quarantine yourself
Before You get affected.
A hungry stomach, an empty pocket, and a broken heart
Can teach you the best lessons in life.
You are the smartest person in the room
Then you are in the wrong room.
I’m only laughing on the outside. My smile is just skin deep. If you could see inside, I’m really crying. You might join me for a weep.
The pen is truly mightier than the sword.
I now do what other people only dream. I make art until someone dies. See? I am the world’s first fully functioning homicidal artist.
I’m of a mind to make some Mookie.
It’s a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, do you know how I got these scars.
You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.
Some people want to see you fail. Disappoint them.
Leadership doesn’t depend on your size. It depends on your Attitude.
Don’t be so proud of your Skin color, we all are the same when the light goes off.
Thinking is difficult. That’s why most people judge.
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