Pickup Lines for Boys are often seen as corny or annoying when used in person, and as such, are sometimes compiled and complained about in popular articles or on social media. These pickup lines are typically associated with men who are seen as trying too hard.
Pickup Lines for Boys

What are you doing tonight? Well, besides me, of course.
I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad at everything.
Are you looking forward to making a mistake tonight? I can help you with that.
If I told you that I love your body, would you hold it against me?
I just lost my rubber duck. Could you take a bath with me instead?
Your place or mine? Choose!
Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?
Shouldn’t you be freezing right now? You’ve been running naked in my thoughts all night long.
I know exactly what would look really good on you. Me!
You give the word ‘edible’ a whole new meaning.
What are you doing tonight besides me?
Is that some Halloween candy in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Do you go to the gym? I know one workout that you’ve been missing.
My doctor said I lack vitamin D, can you give it to me?
Are you a vet? I have a cat that needs to be examined.
Are you a plumber? I have a pipe that needs to be unblocked.
I know a magic trick or two. I can make my boner appear and disappear between your legs.
Don’t ever change. Okay? Just get naked.
Let’s play house. I’ll be the couch and you can sit on me all you want.
Are you a light switch? Because you really turn me on.

Hey, I’m pretty and you’re cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
You’re the human version of Netflix because I can watch you for hours.
I took a photography course once and I really can picture us together.
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
Your shirt looks like it’s boyfriend material.
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I can really feel a deep soul connection here.
I’m not a organ donor but I would give you my heart.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth. Well, they obviously haven’t met you.
Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie.
Do you want to get some soup? Because I’m ready to spoon.
I may not be a photographer, but I can totally picture us together.
Did you know that I’m a thief? Yup, I’m here to steal your heart!
Was your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
I want our love to be like the number Pi: irrational and never-ending.
Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mer-made for each other.
If you were words on a page, you’d be the fine print.
I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word “gorgeous”!
I wasn’t always religious. But I am now because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
You must be exhausted because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Pickup Lines on Boys

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you’re clearly Mr. Wright.
If being handsome was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
Those are nice arms. Could I see how they would feel around me?
Hi, I’m Mrs. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
Coffee, tea, or sushi?
I believe in honesty, so let me be honest: you’re the most attractive person I’ve ever seen.
I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.
I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.
You know, I’m actually terrible at flirting. How about you try to pick me up instead?
I bet my number sounds nicer than yours. Wanna hear it?

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print!
Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outate business.
Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!
Is your name Dunkin? Because I Donut want to spend another day without you.
You must be a very important textbook passage, because seeing you is the highlight of my day.
Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.
If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
Nothing more romantic than stable Internet
Oh by the way, I’m wearing that smile you gave me.
You must be a magician. Because any time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?
Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
I’m not currently an organ donor, but I’d love to give you my heart.
You can delete the app now, I’m here.
I’d take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.
Hey, how was heaven when you left it?
Hi, my name is [insert here] but you can call me tonight or tomorrow.
I’m not sure how this works, are we married now?
When I send a photo of you to my group chat, which one should I send?

Would you mind giving me a pinch? You’re so cute, I must be dreaming.
Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.
I’m not a photographer but I can picture you and me together.
You must be a loan shark. The longer the time goes, the higher my interest in you grows.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me.
Are your parents bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie.
I had a good pickup line ready to go, but you’re so good-looking I’m literally speechless.
I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you call it and see if it works?
Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?
If I had a time machine, I’d use it to relive this exact moment.
Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.
If you were a song, you’d be the best track on the album.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
You know, I always thought that Disneyland was the ‘happiest place on Earth,’ but that was before I got a chance to stand here next to you.
Want to go outside and get some fresh air with me? You just took my breath away.
If you were a taser, you’d be set to ‘stun.’
If you were a Transformer, you’d be ‘Optimus Fine.’
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Do you ever get tired from running through my thoughts all night?
You know, they say that love is when you don’t want to sleep because reality is better than your dreams. And after seeing you, I don’t think I ever want to sleep again.
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